collegehumor: The Worst Jokes of Day 3 at the Republican National Convention Networks have reportedly shown interest in giving Time Pawlenty “the Louis C.K.” deal. They all keep making that “bad joke eel” face. “Eh? Golf caddies….get it?….get it?”
I’m crazy homesick today. I want to drive into town and get BBQ from the gas station where all the ladies who work there ask where I’ve been and how work’s going and make sure that I’ve been eating lots. I want to play Magic with my friends and drink Cheerwine milkshakes from CookOut. Blerggh. All the feels today.
cynthiacloud: That moment when your day is so unbelievably shitty that you scrounge up a few bucks just to buy a MtG booster pack and feel better. I love you. David if you don’t marry this girl, I will. I still might even if you do.
Time to move again. This time I’m going to find a quiet, lonely cave.
That moment when you haven’t been able to get to sleep all night and when you finally get comfortable your alarm goes off.
Girls on my tumblr dashboard are fighting about who is the bigger crazy cat lady. …whut.