Taping my plugs.
I get so bored with my stretched ears.
Time to hit 1”.
November 2011
I love it when
people call you, put you in a terrible mood and then hang up.
Thanks dick.
My life is over.
until February 12.
My Sunday’s are going to suck now.
Could someone
please bring over all of the Lord of the Rings movies?
I’ll make brownies :)
Every time Carolina scores I'm like
4 more hours
of Black Friday madness for me.
Spend all day
cooking a pre-Thanksgiving dinner for friends.
Spend all night cooking the same food in World of Warcraft for the Pilgrim’s Bounty.
This is my life.
“The most important things are the hardest to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them — words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they’re brought out. But it’s more than that, isn’t it? The most important things lie too close to wherever your secret heart is buried, like landmarks to a treasure your enemies would love to steal away. And you may make revelations that cost you dearly only to have people look at you in a funny way, not understanding what you’ve said at all, or why you thought it was so important that you almost cried while you were saying it. That’s the worst, I think. When the secret stays locked within not for want of a tellar but for want of an understanding ear.”
—Stephen King
I have
major present-buying anxiety.
Someone please remind me why I’m supposed to enjoy the holidays again.
Why is it all my thoughts are
In John waynes voice damn u cati it’s all ur fault little lady
GOSH DARN IT
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Well now everything I read from you is in John Wayne’s voice! Damn you!
Also, you’ve ruined Gary Oak and Misty for me…:P
“
My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?’ and I go, ‘Yes—but I like danger.’
We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car’s on fire. You go, ‘Aziz, your car’s on fire. Aren’t you upset?’ I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No. I knew this was gonna happen.’
And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.
” —Aziz Ansari on his perfect date (x)
